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Lillis’s eyes focused in a nanosecond. ” “Vic Testalone,” I reminded him. ” “Testalone . . Testalone . ” Lillis said, trying to place the name. He snapped his fingers. “I got it: Short? Not so thin? ” I grinned, and Dad nodded. ” “Yeah, I told him about it. Don’t know why. ” “I wouldn’t know,” Dad piped up. “Neither would I,” Lillis agreed. “The comeback,” I interjected. “Comeback,” Lillis sneered. “Where was I? Was I away? ” I asked. “Mostly Cleveland,” he said. ” I decided to be more direct, if such a thing was possible.
I’m the decrepit old man,” he said. ” Walt, trying to keep the peace, chuckled, as if we didn’t know Lillis would make jokes, likely at our expense. “Now, Mr. Lillis,” he said. “You don’t have any trouble walking, and you know it. ” “Yeah, so is broccoli, but you’re not going to find me eating that,” Lillis responded. He looked at Dad. “You’re no kid,” he said. “The younger one clearly thinks I live in a television set. ” Dad, always more resourceful than I am, had recovered. “I think you live on a movie screen,” he told Lillis.
I asked. Her face froze in an expression of indifference, the official emotion of high school seniors. “It’s just a glass box,” she said. “Were there any stains on the rug from the wine-substitute? ” “You wish. Just what a man would want to see, the woman on her knees cleaning stains off the rug. ” She huffed, and walked away. I was glad to have made her so happy. Sharon must have left, and Vic was gone, so I was alone in the theatre, tired from this dress rehearsal and ready for tomorrow’s opening night.